It's as funny as real love

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Merry merry Twitter-folk!

Vitamins and green tea both make me feel ill. I think I’m allergic to healthiness.

Just rappin’ atcha

I feel like a hundred bucks

Took a chunk out of my right ring finger-tip this weekend. Now my typing is punctuated by “ow”s.

Practicing up on my gluttony technique

Let’s make a vow: to always be friends, no matter what.

Hoping for a really cold winter. Or else a pine beetle infestation is going to take down all the massive trees around my condo.

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